Connecting to the garage·7 spots. One tiny driver.

Your brand on the fly’s car.

We’re teaching a fly to drive. Your logo can come along for the ride.

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THE FULL CUSTOM WRAPTHE NEXT CHAPTER

Your brand.
The whole
damn car.

Go all in. We design a full custom wrap for the fly’s Mini, then release 2 videos with your brand along for the ride.

ONE TINY DRIVER. A MASSIVE ENTRANCE.
YOUR CUSTOM WRAP
$10,000
USD · one payment · charged in full at checkout
A full wrap, designed for your brand 2 released videos featuring your wrap Direct creative collaboration with us

Next purchase: $10,001
The price goes up $1 every time a wrap sells.

By continuing, you agree to the custom wrap terms. Secure checkout by Stripe.

  1. 01
    You make it official.

    Pay once. Your project joins the queue.

  2. 02
    We make it yours.

    We get your brief and design the full wrap.

  3. 03
    The fly takes it for a spin.

    We release 2 videos featuring your wrap.

NO FINISH LINE

A little space.
An open-ended race.

Pick a spot, name your price, make it yours. Stay until someone pays more.

Outbid the current owner by $1 or more

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THE PASSENGER SEAT

Highest bids, past and present.

Big love for everyone helping the little fly. Past sponsors keep their place in the history, with a link to their world.

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THE RULES OF THE ROAD

Pretty simple. Unlike teaching a fly to drive.

01

Find your favorite spot.

Spin the Mini. Browse the seven large placements on the doors, windows, bonnet, roof, and front grille.

02

Put your money where your logo is.

Choose a bid at least $1 above the current owner, then pay once through Stripe. You’ll add your brand and artwork when you return.

03

Add your details. Take your spot.

Add your brand, website, and artwork. Preview it on the car, then publish. Your ad stays until a higher paid bid publishes its artwork.

165,122 neurons1 very ambitious fly
WHY ON EARTH?

A tiny brain.
A very big road ahead.

I’m Mark. I’m building an experiment to see whether a neural model based on a real fruit fly’s brain can learn to drive a simulated car.

Its legs already turn a physical steering wheel in simulation. There’s still a long way to go. Your ad helps fund the compute and the next experiments—and gives this little Mini some personality.

More about the experiment
A simulated fly, a measured connectome, and a real research question. No living flies are behind the wheel.
FROM THE LAB

Six legs. See for yourself.

The films, the experiments, and the data behind the tiny driver.

Watch the films
FAIR QUESTIONS

A few things
before we set off.

Wait. Is a fly actually driving?+

It’s a research experiment using a neural model built from a fruit fly’s measured connectome. The model moves a simulated fly’s legs, which physically turn a steering wheel in CARLA. The steering works; speed and turn requests are currently scripted. Learning to drive from vision is still ahead.

How long does my ad stay on the car?+

Until someone pays more for the same spot. There’s no end date and no guaranteed minimum time. An empty spot starts at $1; after that, a new bid must be at least $1 higher. You pay your full bid once, with any applicable tax shown at checkout.

What happens when someone outbids me?+

Their artwork replaces yours once they have paid and published their details. We’ll email your Stripe checkout address with a link to bid again. Your brand remains in the recent supporter history. A placement that has already gone live isn’t refunded just because it is outbid.

What if two people pay at the same time?+

Payments are checked against the latest confirmed price. If your payment is already beaten before your artwork is published, we automatically request a full refund. If your artwork went live first and was then replaced, that is a normal outbid.

Where will my logo appear?+

On your chosen spot on the live, interactive Mini on this website, with your name and a link in the auction. The current livery is available for our future project recordings, but we don’t guarantee video appearances, audience numbers, clicks, or a return on your spend.

What can I put on my spot?+

A logo, project, or original design you have permission to use. Upload a PNG, JPG, or WebP, choose its background, and check the preview after payment, before publishing your spot. Illegal, hateful, explicit, misleading, or infringing ads can be removed under the placement terms.

Is this a joke?+

100% yes.

Is this joke funny?+

Not in the slightest.

Hop on. The fly’s driving.

Your next questionable marketing decision is one bid away.

Find your spot
The Driving Fly — Your brand. A car. A fly.